The wedding of Alison and Andy

I was a lucky guest at the wedding of my dear friends Alison and Andy on the 23rd of July.

Here is my gift unto them:

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"I do!"



"Oh me too!"

Tea dress

The final dress for the party I am forced to attend

My beautiful shoes also arrived this week!


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Whilst this appeared outside my window

For my biggest fan

Natalie likes boobies, fannies and wenises and she also likes ma kunst

 thus I shall create for her a morsel of reward for such selfless dedication to a really worthwhile cause.

The brief is simply to include the following:
a penis
a vagina
breasts
pink
silver
black


It is sure to look something like this:

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Also, Natalie will  hereby be known as my biggest fan in all the world. 

 Unless anyone else in all the world wishes to try their luck at replacing her, in which case I look forward to hearing about that.

WARNING: do not read this if you love/are the queen

So I think by now we are all aware that I have been inadvertently selected to attend a garden party with royalty this July.

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I am trying not to be bitter, but I can't help kind of wishing I had a criminal record for the second time in less than a year...they seem to do the trick for getting people out of such situations.

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Being a pauper, I spent £4 on some clearance sari fabric to attempt to make some kind of a tea dress for myself - yeah, it's lovely for all you attendees who can afford to splash out on frocks and fascinators, but some of us have to scrimp just to pay the taxes that fund this type of frivolity! So it's homemade for me.
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I shall be making sure I eat extra cake whilst I am there, just to create a little balance. Ha!
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Anyway, here are images of the dress that has prevented me from doing much else with my life. Except for going to work...to be taxed.

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The Lady Is a Tramp

Well spring has been just lovely thus far with all its yellowness and blossomings;

I have been very distracted!

So as the daffodils withered and the blossoms fell I managed to
squeeze out a little of the next stage of my current project.

And it is nice to remember that the bulbs are there lurking underground, cooking up goodness for the next spring.

Now I shall feast my gazes upon the delightful buttercups...

...whilst feasting my mouth upon such morsels as this!






(Oh I think we all know by now how long things take me, hence the large space betwixt bloggings)

A choosing musing...

Do you have a favourite? If so, please take a moment to add your choice in the voting scenario below.
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You may decide betwixt Riddance and Stasis

Thank you for whatever time you have taken here.

You are very precious to me.

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I may have to remove this widget shortly however because it looks pretty darn ugly!

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Not much to look at

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The piece, thus far, still seems to be at almost the same stage as last time.

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But I can assure you that those trees and the carcass itself were pretty much carved from scratch and I now have sore hands as proof of it.

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I quite like it in this naked state.

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