As the completion of "Jacques et Danio" draws near, it is worth mentioning the particular terrors that were thrust upon certain viewers of the television tonight...
It was the season finale of CSI Miami so The Clance and I faithfully tuned in.
That blurred man? He's the baddie (well, one of them)
That dashing redhead? It's H (as if you needed any clarification!)
We knew something truly horrific was about to happen - we'd viewed the spoiler laden trailer several times in the week leading up to tonight's episode and had seen the beloved figure of Horatio Caine curled up in a near death pose somewhere on the mean streets of Miami.
In this picture we can see H's crotch area being highlighted by a gentle shaft of sunlight.
This was taken before before he got shot there and should have perhaps been viewed as an omen.
Oh, and check out that delicate paunch - what a vision of splendour!
Well, not only did H's good wenis end up getting shot clean off* but the rather-brutish-nowadays Natalia was also chucked into the boot of a car and plunged into some murky depths.
Look! Here it is for you (in a slightly corn laden form):
Look! Here it is for you (in a slightly corn laden form):
We have no idea what is to become of them.
All we know right now is that "Jacques et Danio" contains a wenis and it is for someone whose name is a lot like Natalia.
So here:
*at least this is what we are led to believe until season 10 returns sometime next year...
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